Quotes

Sorry, this post is an accident. But, as long as I'm here, I might as well write something. Such as a few of my favorite quotes and questions.

" Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?"
" A word to the wise is unnecessary."
"Proofread carefully to see if you any words out."
"Only in America do we have drive up ATMs with braile on them."
"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."
"OK, so what's the speed of dark?"
"If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would it be called Fed UP?"
"Who's cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 'S' in it?"
"Why do companies offer you 'free' gifts? Since when has a gift NOT been free?"
And finally, " If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

Feel free to try to answer any of these questions and leave your findings as a comment. Thanks to funnysayings.webs.com/quesfunnysayings.html for the quotes!